ABSOLUTE DONGOLPLEX is an immensely large thing. In fact, every number is like 1/NEVER compared to it. It is larger than any other number that has ever, will ever, and can ever be defined. No amount of computational power can even approach beginning trying to comprehend the size of ABSOLUTE DONGOLPLEX. Any number that is ever defined, that is not ABSOLUTE DONGOLPLEX, is unquestionably and absolutely smaller than ABSOLUTE DONGOLPLEX; it is unreachable by any other number of function possible.
Definition: Take N to collectively represent every number that does, does not, can possibly, and cannot possibly exist, with the exception of ABSOLUTE DONGOLPLEX.
ABSOLUTE DONGOLPLEX is larger than any amount of function or operation application on N can ever be. Furthermore, no operations or functions that can be applied to ABSOLUTE DONGOLPLEX will affect its value; it will always stay the same. It cannot get larger. It is beyond numbers at all; nothing that could ever be used to describe anything can ever describe ABSOLUTE DONGOLPLEX.